what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
