we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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