I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
