Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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