shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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