I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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