Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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