i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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