: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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