i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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