its not stalking. its research.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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