No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He better not be in your backpack
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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