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Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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