He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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