my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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