help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just found puke in my bra..
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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