Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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