Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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