Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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