D3 body, D1 cock
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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