We're like a lot better than the average bears
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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