This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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