how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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