Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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