problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Two words: blizzard sex
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast