whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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