Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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