Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I love you. Go after that dick
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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