And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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