everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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