omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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