so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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