Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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