Pappa wants mamma naked
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.