Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that