Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober