We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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