chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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