I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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