Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
