D3 body, D1 cock
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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