I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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