I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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