problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
The ass gains better be worth it
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