all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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