he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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