I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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