"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
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How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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