Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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