what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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