Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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