Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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