All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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