these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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